Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .......spank his butt again!'

Holiday Cheer

Why Husbands should never be allowed to take messages.




(I don't know how it is at your house but my husband doesn't even write messages or give them so I guess ya just can't win)

Daddy where's your....

After all the stress I have to share another funny story involving Brikelle


Brikelle walked in on Jason going the bathroom and asked "hey daddy where's your ja jina" Jason tries to turn away so she runs to the other side of the toilet and he agains turns a way from her so she sticks her head between his legs and says, "DADDYYYYYY where's....your.....ja....jina?" Jason says daddy's don't have vagina's. Brikelle is so easy going so says "oh what you have?" Jason knowing how to handle this (because her have discussed it) wimps out and says "Go ask your mother."

Missing the point

The skittles were sitting on the dresser and at 8;00 in the morning Brikelle spotted them. She asked if she could have one and being such a great mother I said NO WAY not at 8 IN THE MORNING.

Moments later she tried to sneak on and I caught her. Again I reminder her it was 8 in the morning. Seconds later I hear the package. Being the 3rd time I tell her if she takes one I will spank her.

Her tiny fingers let go of the yellow skittle. She looks at me and I give the look and in case she misses it I say, "I mean it Brikelle, I will spank you! I always say it loudly as if it will help her to hear me.

She pinches the yellow skittle again takes it out and puts it to her lips and says, "Okay mom spank me" and eats it. I am so stunned, trying not to laugh but knowing I have to follow through I spank her. She jearks forward from the force and goes on getting ready for the day a few minutes later I see her hand in the bag again and she says, "Spank me again mom, while she is grabing another skittle."


I decided to just move the bag!

How would have guessed

Wow actually suggesting I may go private really brought more weirdo's out of the closet.. Who would have guessed. I only have one worry. That a few of you would have to set up an account and that can be a pain, plus you have to remember another user name and password very stressful. Also I am not sure yet how to do it lol. But crazy peeep I can find out so don't think that will stop me. The most disturbing thing is some of these weirdo's are coming from my friend's blogs LORI and JENNY and a few from H2. So as I try and figure out who is looking and knows all of you and me I get nervous after all we all know how I was when we were all together. ha ha ha. I mean who wants crazy wife's of x's looking at my blog or even x's bpred at work or psycho x roommates seeing my life. :) anyway my obsession of snooping on other blogs has come back and now I'm bug at snooper of my blogs. But for a few of your sakes I'll stay public. However if anyone knows how to make a few entries private let me know. I have see it on myspace where only certain people can read posts. VERY INTERESTED in that. And besides Stac you are usually the first person I call when something interesting happens like....oh lets make that another entry.